And Now For Something Completely Different.....

7:37PM

I FOUND THE DELICIOUS TRUTHINESS!!!!!!

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12:11AM - Yep, don't wanna write my paper

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..


1. Opening Credits:
"Kill Rock 'N Roll" - System of A Down
Oh dear...

2. Waking Up:
"Tragic Kingdom" - No Doubt
Mmm...ok

3. First day of school:
"Hollywood" - System Of A Down
Makes sense hmmm...illusion...

4. Falling In Love:
"Pinball Wizard" - The Who
Yes, I'm going to fall in love with a dork

5. Fight Song:
"Pull Harder On The Strings Of Your Martyr" - Trivium
Very good fight song, I must say...

6. Breaking Up:
"Sabbra Cadabra" - Black Sabbath
GOOD SONG!

7. Prom:
"Dance Magic Dance" - David Bowie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Friends:
"Mambo No. 5"
Ummm?

9. Driving:
"Wherever I May Roam" - Metallica Live '92
Wow...I'm not even kidding

10. Flashback:
"Ten Years Gone" - Led Zeppelin
Wow this is working out well

11. Getting Back Together:
"Paper Jesus" - Staind
Um...no.

12. Losing Your Virginity:
"Story Of My Life" - Bon Jovi
HAHAHAHA

13. Wedding:
"Sweet Home Alabama" - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Ya if I marry a hick

14. Birth of a Child:
"For Whom The Bell Tolls" - Metallica Live '89
Ominous haha

15. Final Battle:
"Big Machine" - Goo Goo Dolls

16. Funeral Song:
"Devour" - Disturbed
Omg ew.

17. End Credits:
"Your Song" - Elton John
OMG YES.

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5:45PM

So

I was just allowed to think for 5 seconds and this is what I thought

My favorite trios have one each of blue, green, and brown eyes.

Metallica: James (blue), Lars (green), Kirk (brown)

Old TDS: Jon (blue), Steve (green), Stephen (brown)




Come to think of it, me, Laurie, and Kristen do too....

Just thinking. And now I must balance an equation for my lab report.


::extravagant post::

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10:54PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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10:15AM - I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO CUTS HAHAHAHAHA

[ NOW ]
Current mood: happy for a free day but dreading the rest of my life
Current music: Metallica
Current taste: raspberry tea
Current hair: bed
Current clothes: tanktop, zipper sweater, and green stripey pants
Current annoyance: the doorbell woke me up from my Stephen Colbert dream
Current smell: computer farts
Current thing I should be doing: not worrying about things so much
Current windows open: this, AIM, and iTunes
Current desktop picture: a collage of Jon and Stephen (together) pics
Current favorite band: still and always will be Metallica
Current book: Christine by Stephen King
Current cd in stereo: Abbey Road
Current crush: Jon Stewart
Current favorite celeb: Jon Stewart....and Stephen Colbert in a closecloseclose second

[ DO YOU.. ]
Smoke?: No.
Do drugs?: No.
Have a dream that keeps coming back?: no, I just had my frist dream in a long time this morning
Read the newspaper?: yes
Have any gay or lesbian friends?: yes
Believe in miracles?: no
Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: no
Consider yourself tolerant of others?: more than people think I am
Consider love a mistake?: no, but it's not a good thing. it's never a mistake tho
Like the taste of alcohol?: when it's good lol
Have a favorite candy?: apple jolly ranchers
Believe in astrology?: no
Believe in magic?: no
Believe in god?: to my own interpretation, yes
Have any pets: no
Go to or plan to go to college: I go
Have any piercings?: just ears
Have any tattoos?: no
Hate yourself: no but everyone else seems to
Have an obsession?: do you mean just one?
Have a secret crush?: meh
Have a best friend?: in different categories yes
Wish on stars?: no because shit like that doesn't work

[ LOVE LIFE ]
Ever been in love?: can we get a better definition to "in love"? because if you mean really loving someone than yes but if you mean it being mutual then fuck no and I never will be
Do you believe in love at first sight?: there is initial interest, but love cannot happen until you find out more
Do you believe in "the one?": no

[ETC]
Have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing?: ya, rugby hahaha
Have you ever been intoxicated?: yes
Have you ever been caught "doing something?": .....yes?
Are you a tease?: I don't work that way
Shy to make the first move?: no

[APPEARANCE ]
Hair: Brown
Eyes: green
Height: 5'4"

[LAST THING.. ]
Bought: candy at the movie store
Ate & Drank: tea and a bagel
Read: Christine
Watched on TV: Colbert Report rerun at 1:30AM

[EITHER OR.. ]
beer or cider: cider
drinks or shots: shots
pen or pencil: pen
gloves or mittens: NEITHER
food or candy: food because it has a higher chance of having nutritional value
cassette or cd: CD
coke or Pepsi: I HATE SODA

[WHO DO YOU WANT TO.. ]
kill: contrary to popular belief, I don't actually want to kill anyone despite hating a lot of people very much
get really wasted with: my close friends and my ruggers
avoid: unsavory people that won't leave our group of friends. and bacteria.

[ LAST PERSON YOU.. ]
talked to on the phone: Vicki
hugged: probably Laurie
instant messaged: Michelle

[ HAVE YOU EVER.. ]
Drank alcohol?: duh
Done drugs?: no
Broken the law?: major stalking offenses
Run away from home?: no, I like my room too much
Broken a bone?: no ::KNOCKS ON WOOD::
Played Truth Or Dare?: hasn't everyone when they're prepubescent?
Kissed someone you didn't know?: ha ya

[ WHAT IS.. ]
Your bedroom like?: wallpapered with a collage of pictures and it looks AWESOME. The rest of it is quite messy
Your favorite thing for breakfast?: raspberry tea
Your favorite restaurant?: red lobster
What is your biggest fear?: insanity

Do you know how to play poker?: ya!
What do you carry with you at all times?: many grudges
How do you drive?: like I love to drive
What do you miss most about being little?: the lack of a feeling of doom
Are you happy with your given name?: it sucks and doesn't suit me
What color is your bedroom?: picture collage
Have you ever been in a play?: .....Stoller....
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?: In my own wacked out way

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6:39PM

The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf) Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss. Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy. These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards. Your exact opposite: The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing. ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy CONSIDER: The Manchild Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

haha mostly true. ok, NOW WHO'S A MANCHILD?!?!?

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12:48AM

Tonight, I was very turned on by one Stephen Colbert. When a man rips his sleeves off to reveal a fake tattoo and then proceeds to (attempt to) play a quadruple guitar....wow.

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5:27PM

HAHA TILESTON

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3:24PM

Oh my God, Peter Boyle just died.

::says prayer::

:( I loved him. He was so funny. God bless.

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1:54PM

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THE DAILY SHOW THEME SONG FOR DOWNLOAD!??!?

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11:58AM - Haha another stupid thing

Part One: Type in the word in your iTunes browser and tell how many songs come up in your library.

1. Love: 95
2. Hate: 7
3. Punk: 170
4. Rap: 12
5. Green: 28
6. Red: 142
7. Beautiful: 17
8. Ugly: 0
9. Heart: 45
10: Mind: 6
11. Never: 31
12. Forever: 7

Part Two: Sort by Rating.

How many songs are unrated: none are rated
How many songs have 5 stars: none
How many songs have 1 star: none

Part Three: Sort by Name of Song.

What is the first song: '39 - Queen
What is the last song: Zombie Autopilot - Unearth (lmao wtf)

Part Four: Sort By Name of Artist.

What is the first artist: 'NSync
What is the last artist: ZZ TOP!!!
How many songs do not have an artist: 42

Part Five: Sort by Play Count.

What are the Top 5 Played songs?
1. Prayer - Disturbed
2. Sticken - Disturbed
3. Devil's Dance - Metallica
4. Ride the LIghtning - Metallica
5. Heartsick - No Vacancy

How many songs have you never played: A shitload

Part Six: Sort by Last Played

What were the last five played songs?
1. Masquerade - Phamtom of the Opera
2. Undiscovered - Adam Pascal
3. Sea Of Sorrow - Alice In Chains
4. Every Morning - Sugar Ray
5. Blame It On A Sad Song - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Part Seven: Sort By Time.

What is the longest song: Rite Of Spring - Igor Fuckin Stravinsky
The Shortest: If I Were A Girl - Blink 182


Part Eight: Sum it up.

How many total songs do you have in your library: 3538
How long, in time, is this: 10.2 days
How many GB: 15.87 hahahaha

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1:30AM

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
7. When you're finished tag some other people to do it!


Opening credits:
We're Gonna Groove - Led Zeppelin

Waking up:
Fuel - Metallica (good one!)

First day of school:
Let It Rain - Eric Clapton :(

Falling in love:
Heartsick - No Vacancy (makes sense....omg that's so sad but true)

First Song
Frantic - Metallica

Fight Song
Cheer Up, Sleepy Jean - The Monkees (hahahaha)

Breaking Up
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles (boo yeah...but it doesnt fit!)

Prom
Join Together - The Who

Life
One - Metallica (sad....)

Mental Breakdown
Run To The Hills - Iron Maiden

Driving
The Surface - Under Falling Skies (yay Colby!)

Flash Back
Even Flow - Pearl Jam

Getting back together
I Want To Break Free - Queen (wow that makes no sense)

Wedding
Book Of Endings - Adam Pascal (happy song!)

Birth of child
Kiss The Girl - The Little Mermaid

Final Battle
Salute Your Shorts Theme (LMFAO)

Death Scene
If I Die Tomorrow - Motley Crue (fitting!)

Funeral Song
Young And Proud - Ace Of Base (lmao what?)

End Credits
Master Of Puppets - Metallica (HAHAHA SO FUCKING FITTING! And I'm serious, it really came up....one of the 8 versions I have of it....)



....HOORAY FOR METAL DOCUMENTARIES AT 1 AM!!!!!!!!!

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5:32PM - So sexy.

Rugby and school, rugby and school. What else has she been doing? I know you're all thinking that. So, here's what I've been "doing" hehehe....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7O4S76LCCU

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9:31PM

So I have a concussion HAHAHAHAHA

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1:31PM

This is an announcement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!








































































I like my pants.

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2:20PM

do i exist?

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2:07PM

Oh. My. God. I'm going crazy.

Every Tuesday at 2 my roommate BARGES in with her superficial friends and they just start TALKING LOUDLY and they don't even say HI to me. WHAT THE FUCK!!!?!?!? I swear they've said "OH THAT'S SOOO CUTE!" or "OH HE'S SOO HOT" or "NEWBURY ST" at least 10 times in the past 5 minutes. My roommate's friend just looked at a picture of my roommate's high school friends and she just literally said "I like the Asian one the best because she's pretty."

The saddest part? Everyone here is like that.

::sobs:: I JUST WANT TO WRITE MY PAPERRRRRRRRRR

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12:27PM

SO RUG TO THE EAST AND RUG TO THE WEST CUZ BU RUGGERS ARE THE BEST SO KEEP ON RUGGIN BU, RUG THOSE BLUES AWAY!!!!!!!!!

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1:14AM

So....I got so depressed that BOA is happening right now without me that....

....I got kinda sad but then kicked ass in rugby and then got super um....not good.

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9:07PM

OMFG. RAIN + RUGBY = OMG. lol.

Here's the lowdown: you know mario party? Like when you have to do one of those mini games where it's one person vs everyone else? What we did was we had a circle around six people: one was the tackler and the other five were getting tackled by that one person and she only had a minute to do it. Most of us got only like 2 or 3 down...I got 3 and I went against all veterans! Go me. Coach Dan "volunteered" me argh. It was the funniest thing. And to top it all off, it was raining pretty steadily so we were COVERED in mud. Guys would've paid to watch what we were doing lol.

Then we went into the dining hall together all covered in mud and got some looks haha. The guys rugby team was already there; they practiced inside. Pussies.

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